My girlfriend keeps on telling me to get her ‘pegged,’ but I am afraid because she is still in Form Two. She once told me that if this year ends before I knock her up, she is going to dump me. She insists that we should have unprotected sex but since I love her and don’t want to lose her, I’m in a dilemma. Please assist.
Son, you must resist these ‘yellow-yellow’ slay queens who want to harvest your white gold because of your smart brains and good looks.
People called Ezra have a bright future, look at Ezra Chilobae for instance. By the way, do you wear thick-rimmed geek glasses?
The only dilemma you should be in is whether to use mwakenya or not. You must resist.