My Girlfriend Wants To Have My Child Before KCSE

Hi Uncle Ted,                                                                                                                                         

My girlfriend keeps on telling me to get her ‘pegged,’ but I am afraid because she is still in Form Two. She once told me that if this year ends before I knock her up, she is going to dump me. She insists that we should have unprotected sex but since I love her and don’t want to lose her, I’m in a dilemma.  Please assist.


Dear Ezra,

Son, you must resist these ‘yellow-yellow’ slay queens who want to harvest your white gold because of your smart brains and good looks.

People called Ezra have a bright future, look at Ezra Chilobae for instance. By the way, do you wear thick-rimmed geek glasses?

The only dilemma you should be in is whether to use mwakenya or not. You must resist.


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